I think you're confusing crochet (knitting) with croquet (the lawn game). Then again, foxx could probably benefit from a mallet to knock out that yak he's trying to get wool from.
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Sorry for the confusion, but they would probably not trust me with needles either. Oh well...
Come to Texas or the midwest. We are ether all going to be casualties or we are going to start a new country.